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avril成名曲complicated之幽默诙谐版 - constipated(便秘的)

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[color=#000000][b][size=4]"weird al" yankovic - constipated[/size][/color][/b]
[size=4](改编自avril - complicated)[/size]
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[color=#4474bb]三次获得格莱美奖，九次提名的"weirl al" yankovic是美国的创作歌手，音乐家，讽刺家，手风琴家和电视制作人。yankovic的歌曲以幽默著称。讽刺流行文化或者改编电台热播的单曲。很多艺人都非常荣幸让yankovic改编自己的歌曲，因为如果yankovic想改编的话，说明那首单曲真的是彻彻底底的红了。当然yankovic在改编歌曲的时候都要得到歌曲原创作者的同意。到目前为止yankovic已经录制了改编和原创的共150首歌曲，专辑销量也达到1200万张。[/color]
[color=#4474bb]这首歌的歌词实在是太多了，我翻译了一个多小时，很多地方不足，还希望大家能够指出，谢谢。[/color]
[color=#bb44bb]诙谐幽默的歌词是"weird al" yankovic歌曲的精髓，请务必看。这首歌的前半部分简直让人拍案叫绝啊，我都笑得不能呼吸了[/color]
[color=#4474bb]constipated便秘的[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
有多的批萨，给我留一块[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Pizza party at your house,
你家开批萨聚会
I went just to check it out.
我去瞧瞧
19 extra larges,
19块超大批萨
What a shame, no one came.
真可悲，没有一个人来
Just us, eatin' all alone,
只有我们俩吃
You said take the pizza home.
你说带点回家吧
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
没理由浪费了
So then I faced
于是我接受了[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
整天都是批萨，每一天，时时刻刻
It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity.
我都吃卡住了，但是对于这样的无规律饮食我一点也不介意[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
但是告诉我为什么你自己走了，却让我便秘
Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
此刻我想尽千方百计清空我的肠子
In the bathroom.
在洗手间
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
feel the pain
我坐着，等着，使出浑身力气，汗水飞迸，握紧拳头，体验着疼痛
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
哦，早知道我吃点泻药或者灌洗我的结肠
No, no, no.[/color]
[color=#4474bb]I was feelin' pretty down,
我心情相当低落
'Til my girlfriend came around.
直到我的女朋友来了
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
我不得不说，我们在各个方面都很象
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
事实上，我正在考虑今天晚上应该向她提出那个请求了（指求婚）
I was kissing her so tenderly,
我温柔地吻她[/color]
[color=#4474bb]But woe is me.
我真悲哀
Who would have guessed, her family crest.
早就应该想到她的家庭渊源
I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
我突然看到她大腿上的纹身
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
‘枪之子’的纹身，和我身上的一模一样[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
天哪，告诉我我怎么会知道我们居然有亲属关系！？
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
相信我，如果我知道她是我的表妹的话我们绝不会约会的[/color]
[color=#4474bb]What to do now?
现在怎么办？
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
我应该继续么，向她求婚，然后缠绵，然后生出的孩子有11个脚趾头
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
然后搬到阿拉巴马州，在那儿人们能够容忍这样的事
No, no, no.[/color]
[color=#4474bb](no no no)[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
哦，我头脑里想的东西实在太多了
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
我想我应该放松一下了
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
于是我去坐那个新的过山车[/color]
[color=#4474bb]And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet,
导游要求不要站着，我才不理会这个命令
I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
我站了了起来， 结果头被弄掉了[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
告诉我，为什么我要让自己断头
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
真是巨麻烦，我很厌恶
It's such a drag now.
简直就是拖累
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
yodel anymore,
我不能吃，不能呼吸，不能打鼾，不能打呃也不能唱歌
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了
Oh no![/color]
[color=#4474bb]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
为什么我要让自己身体残缺
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
我不得不告诉你，没有脑袋的生活让我火气大
What a bummer.
真是冒火
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
我不能眨眼，不能咳嗽，不能打喷嚏
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
但是我的脖子还可以享受舒畅的清风
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
自从身首分离之后我再也和以前不一样了
No, no, no. [/color]

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[/b][/size][size=4](改编自backstreet boys - I want it that way)[/size]
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[color=#4474bb]which backstreet boy is gay（哪个后街男孩是gay ,哈哈大家不妨来猜猜，以上图片用于参考）[/color]
[color=#4474bb]yeaaaaaa.
We are on fire we have desires but one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay.
我们都欲火上身 ，我们都有欲望，但是有个后街男孩是gay
But we don't want to be mean since now he's a queen
既然他是个queen(偏女子气的gay)，我们就不要太刻薄了
Don't ask please which backstreet boy is gay.
请不要问哪个后街男孩是gay[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Tell me who: Ain't sayin' that it's AJ,
告诉我谁：不要说是AJ
Tell me who: Ain't sayin' that it's Howie,
告诉我谁：不要说是Howie
Tell me who: I never wanna hear you say,
告诉我谁：我再也不想听你说了
Which backstreet boy is gay.
哪个后街男孩是gay[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Now I can see him he's in women clothes,
我看见他穿女人的衣服
But he don't need an I.U.D yeeeeaaaaaa
但是他却不需要宫内节育器
He likes village people hes playin' croquet(一种击打木球的运动),
他喜欢乡村的人们，他喜欢打木球
His dog a peakin' meeeeeeeeeeee.[/color]
[color=#4474bb]He is on fire, his back perspiresssss.
他欲火上身，他的后背冒汗
Won't say, won't say, won't say: whoss gay.
不要说，不要说，不要说：哪个是gay
He's always sayin' ain't nothin' but a butt ache
他总是说没事，就是屁股痛
Ain't nofin' but a fruit cake,
没事，大不了是一个水果蛋糕(俚语，指一个人是gay或者动作很gay)
I never wanna hear U say,
Which one of us is gay.
我再也不想听你说哪个后街男孩是gay[/color]
[color=#4474bb]Tell me who: ain't sayin' that its Bryan
告诉我谁：不要说是Bryan
Tell me who: ain't sayin' if ur Kevin
告诉我谁：不要说是如果你是Kevin
Tell me who: He's makin' up a suffle
告诉我谁：他正在做甜点
Which backstreet boy is gay.
哪个后街男孩是gay[/color]
[color=#4474bb]O.K we're alllll gay!!!!!!
好吧，我们都是gay!!!!![/color]

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