[新人试帖] Mommy, where do babies come from

One day a little girl asks her mother," Mommy, how was I born?"
The mother sits her on her knee and says," Well dear, one day your daddy decided to plant a little seed and then I took care of that seed and nurtured it and cultivated it until finally, after a few months, it grew into this wonderful plant. So Daddy and I dried it out and smoked it and got so high, we forgot to use the condom."