One Day three friends were walking along and get stopped by a hooker.
She makes an offer of $50 to have sex on the grass, $100 in the back seat of a car, and $150 on her bed.
The first one offers her $50 and he has sex with her on the grass.
The second guy coughs up $100 for sex in a car and she more happily accepts and they went for it.
The thrid guy flaps out a stack of $300.
She says, "Now you see boys, this man has some class!"
He looks at her in a funny way and says, "Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS!"

A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her body and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.
The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs.
When she opens the door, she sees her neighbor, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form.
He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist.
She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.
Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them if she will just let the towel go altogether.
She thinks she has come this far so what the heck and drops the towel to the ground.
Bill looks for a minute, thanks her and leaves.
When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and asks her who was at the door. She says just Bill.
The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"

american style
the second had heard,just little smile

One day, Jane is trying to seduce Tarzan into making love to her.
She lifted up her skirt, spread her legs and show Tarzan her vagina.
Jane said, "Tarzan, come closer. Put your penis into this "hole" here."
Then suddenly Tarzan give her a kick between Jane's legs.
Agonizing in pain, tears streaming and swearing loudly, Jane burst out, "What the fuck is that for?!!"
Tarzan said, "When I was a kid, I put my penis into a hole in a tree and the fucking squirrel bite me. From then onwards, I always check all holes for squirrels before I put my penis inside."

说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？

[ 本帖最后由 fanfoxle 于 2008-11-1 22:30 编辑 ]

I heart this joke with chinese version  so  thanks a lot to saw this engilsh version   same funny!

One day Superman is flying around the city and he is very boring. He went to ask Batman for dinner, Batman told him that he already had a dinner date with Robin and Batgirl. Then Superman went to ask Spiderman instead. But Spiderman told him that he will have a romantic night with Mary-Jane later that night. The dissapointed Superman is very upset and going back home. On his way, he flew past Wonder Woman's apartment. Then he saw Wonder Woman was naked on the bed. Her legs were opened spread and she was moaning and screaming. Superman then started to think, "I am faster than speeding bullet, it will all be over in a very short time before Wonder Woman realized I have already fucked her." So, with his super speed Superman flew inside quickly and finished up his business. After Superman left in less than 10 seconds, Wonder Woman then asked, "What the hell happened?" Invisible-man said, "I don't know what happened, but my ASS is fucking pain!!!"

i can not speak english

This is the Good One... so funny.

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原帖由 hotrock123 于 2008-11-4 01:32 发表
One day Superman is flying around the city and he is very boring. He went to ask Batman for dinner, Batman told him that he already had a dinner date with Robin and Batgirl. Then Superman went to ask  ...

这个太好玩了，^_^，把各大名角都串进去了还都切中了他们的超能力。